"insider trading: it's a good thing."

what's this? martha stewart being investigated for insider trading? And down south, someone cuts off her boyfriend's butt? I guess he was a real "pain in the ass?" [rim shot] I'm here all week folks!

Speaking of butts, my ass literally fell asleep during the English Patient. Prior to this I was unware that one's buttocks could fall asleep like that. It made that long ass film all the more memorable.