wtf?!

As I am shaving this morning, it hits me: I have gray hair AND acne?!

Are you kidding me?! Should that even be allowed?! What cruel natural law permits this for fuck's sake.

Yeah, you'd think this would have come to my attention earlier. I've know about both for quite some time. But I have what I consider to be a delayed light bulb effect. I'm just happy I get a light bulb over my head at all.