my life is beer

This Web site was in my mailbox tonight. It was featured in one of those daily "cool" Web site e-mails you can get.

It pisses me off.

Not why you're thinking though. I was going to post it up here—despite the fact that it might be a trigger mechanism for someone else. Then I checked out the site and realized there's not one goddamn non-alcoholic beer on the site.

Fine. N/A beer makes lemonade taste like hard liquor. That said, it is really fucking difficult to find it in comparison to how fucking easy it is to find regular beer.

You pay a premium for it in restaurants—the ones that even carry it. The list goes on how near beer is the ugly bastard child of beer. And I'm fucking tired of it.

sigh. that feels better.

didja know that some soy sauces have more alcohol per volume in them than near beer?!